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Santa’s Secret Speeds Scientists Scratching Their Heads Santa Claus has long been the source of festive cheer and wonderment, but it seems that even the most brilliant scientists in the world are struggling to solve one of the North Pole’s greatest mysteries – how does Santa’s sleigh manage to travel so quickly? For years, researchers and experts have been trying to get to the bottom of Santa’s special speed and have yet to find an answer. From the most cutting-edge aerodynamic theories to the most advanced theories of physics, it seems that Santa’s secret is still a mystery. One scientist, who wished to remain anonymous, said: “We’ve been trying to figure this out for years but nothing seems to work. We’ve tried everything from gravity-defying technology to magical-powered propulsion systems, but nothing has had the same effect as Santa’s sleigh. It’s really baffling.” Another researcher said: “We’ve tried to replicate Santa’s sleigh using the most advanced technology we have, but it’s just not the same. We’re not sure what kind of power source is at work here, but whatever it is, it’s something special.” The mystery has baffled the world’s leading scientists, and the general consensus is that Santa’s speed is something that will remain a secret for the foreseeable future. So, for now, the North Pole’s fastest form of transport will remain a mystery.